Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Announcer:

"Zod Reviews" with the one and only General Zod. Today's review: "Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse."

Zod:

(loudly) I. Am. Pizzed!

I heard when planet Houston was planning this Spiderman reboot.

And you can imagine how filled with glee I was when I heard it's going to be the same story as the others.

Well, guess who wasn't the main character? Peter Parker!

Instead, who did the main role?

Some kid name Miles Morales! Which if Samuel L. Jackson and Diana Ross finally did it, this would be their offspring.

Keeping in mind this information, it's also basically Spider-Man's origin story but with Miles

I think? They're so many origins I can't keep my powers straight.

But Miles becomes the next Spider-Man in his reality and all these other Spider-Men team up with him.

Fat and Lazy Adult, Sexy Hot Bad Azz, Batman Ripoff, Anime Doll with Big Machine, and Tom and Jerry in one animal.

So this movie is awesome and a tone of fun to watch.

Although, it does raises a few questions.

Like in this, how are they're TWO Peter Parkers?!?!?

Shouldn't there only be one of him?

But because of the action, I can't argue with this logic.

This is General Zod, and you will KNEEEEL before me!